sigh ok quit your begging get off your knees grandpa daves gonna tell you a bedtime story about time basically you cant just go hopping around all over the fucking place when it comes to time its not like teleportation its not like the timeline freezes and waits for me at home it keeps going and the longer it does the higher the chance that some important action i should have done didnt get fucking done it not only fucks me over but everyone else so shit is serious
[He's not really sure how applicable it is HERE. But apparently future him is here. Or was here. So that eases his worries a little. If there's even the smallest chance that doomed timelines can still occur, he knows his future self's got his back.]
... I dunno, if I were a final boss who controlled everything and fucked up three million lives, pretty sure I'd wanna hide somewhere far back in the past where nobody superpowered could find me.
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thats kind of a pain i guess
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ok
quit your begging get off your knees grandpa daves gonna tell you a bedtime story about time
basically
you cant just go hopping around all over the fucking place when it comes to time its not like teleportation
its not like the timeline freezes and waits for me at home
it keeps going and the longer it does the higher the chance that some important action i should have done didnt get fucking done
it not only fucks me over but everyone else
so shit is serious
[He's not really sure how applicable it is HERE. But apparently future him is here. Or was here. So that eases his worries a little. If there's even the smallest chance that doomed timelines can still occur, he knows his future self's got his back.]
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thats what always happens anyway
my not dying kind of depends on that
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but if youhow does heyeah, that sounds like a paradox waiting to happen.
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thats a thing thats gonna happen
and hopefully set off a chain reaction
resulting in the dramatic end of this fucking ticking
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shit man
its not like im fighting the final boss
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that doesnt even make any sense
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and if i cant
well there goes my alpha status
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i got this
master of time remember
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fff
i didnt realize minutes and hours and shit was different here
thanks man you totally saved my life
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i can still fly
my pajamas still dont get dirty
list is looking pretty good so far
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and still two for two
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for the most part
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yeah, you MIGHT NOT wanna test that one!
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that was almost sweet
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