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[errandry]

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[errandry]

oi, I mean it! everybody's powers kinda work different here--it--you seriously think it hasn't affected you?

[sickbeat]

shit well lets see
i can still fly
my pajamas still dont get dirty
list is looking pretty good so far

[errandry]

that's a pretty minor list.

[sickbeat]

still a list
and still two for two

[errandry]

you got any bigger powers than that, though? besides the major ones!

[sickbeat]

i think im supposed to be immortal
for the most part

[errandry]

[ ......... ]

yeah, you MIGHT NOT wanna test that one!

[sickbeat]

heh
that was almost sweet

[errandry]

you mean the part where nobody wants to see you added to the City's potential ZOMBIE ARMY?

[sickbeat]

is this the part where you give me roses and sing to me outside my window

[errandry]

you are skipping way too many steps. you WANT roses or something?

[sickbeat]

hey you know what
i actually wouldn't even fucking mind that
jegus
this ticking is that godawful

[errandry]

so go outside? we're curse-free today, there oughta be plenty of people around.

[sickbeat]

so it matters shit if i have neighbors
but walking around aside is fine

[errandry]

kinda depends on how many people're around, but yeah.

[sickbeat]

fuck yeah
minimums and maximums too
fuck we might as well break out our rulers and calculators and bring in some ranges and averages up in here

[errandry]

pretty sure the law of randomness defeats formulas!

[sickbeat]

hahaha
is it randomness or is it the deities make up your goddamn mind

[errandry]

you just got here, they probably don't have it out for you yet.

[sickbeat]

so youre saying
they have it out for you

[errandry]

look, a lot of the shit they do hits people way harder than if they picked curses at random. SOMETHING's gotta be keeping track!

[sickbeat]

oh shit
youve convinced me
did anyone ever tell you that you are the king of persuasion

[errandry]

oi, shut up, I don't see you coming up with better logic! who the hell defaults to randomness for their torture by curses anyway?

[sickbeat]

lets think about this dude
like seriously sit down and hash it out

[errandry]

so let's meet up somewhere.