errandry: (WHEN DO I GET TO TOP.)
mikura kazuma ☄ ([personal profile] errandry) wrote2011-12-31 02:34 am

☀ TEXT + VIDEO

FOR SALE
one (1) crow


all offers considered. delivery free.

[ VIDEO;; ]
[ the attachment's tilted to show only empty floor—for all of five seconds. there's a squawk in the unseen background, then, and in a blur, the camera's presented with two hands full of cranky-looking bird. ]

Gotch--damn it!



[ you know, two seconds before the hand gets bitten. ]
dignity_misery: (do you wanna change it?)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Some predators like their food with a little kick.

[identity profile] aettir.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Big supporter of the food chain, huh.
dignity_misery: (so pull up your socks)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-04 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I am. Triumphs are sweeter when you don't owe them to anyone else.

[identity profile] aettir.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that's true. A crippled wing's a pretty big handicap, though!
dignity_misery: (got your chin held high)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-04 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
And there are other birds.

[She's not the most compassionate of ladies.]

[identity profile] aettir.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
So it would've been a pretty weak victory anyway.
dignity_misery: (and you feel just fine)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-04 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Uninspiring, anyway.

[identity profile] aettir.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
... eh, they'll find something else to eat. Maybe a curse'll make it rain grilled meat sometime.