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FOR SALE
one (1) crow


all offers considered. delivery free.

[ VIDEO;; ]
[ the attachment's tilted to show only empty floor—for all of five seconds. there's a squawk in the unseen background, then, and in a blur, the camera's presented with two hands full of cranky-looking bird. ]

Gotch--damn it!



[ you know, two seconds before the hand gets bitten. ]