[ POLY, defunct ] ↳ catch-all.

[errandry]

"Hey, this is Kazu. Leave a message if you need something!" SELECT OPTION ▶ call ▶ voicemail ▶ text ▶ action

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cry moar.

[errandry]

[ kind of. makes a face. ]

Yeah, yeah. Guess that counts.

:'''''(

[vesperian]

I'm not lying when I say he's my best friend.

[errandry]

Not like people haven't wanted to kill their best friends before. But I get it!

[ palming his hat a little awkwardly. ]

And I believe you anyway.

[vesperian]

[He attempts to tug the hat down over Kazu's eyes.]

Let's move.

[errandry]

[ ... >( batting his hand away. again. ]

Parts of you seriously don't change, huh. All right, all right.

[ LEADIN'. ]

[vesperian]

Hmm?

[Yuri smiles ~innocently as he follows by Kazu's side, armor clankin']

[errandry]

Like you don't know. You always go for the hat!

[vesperian]

Would you prefer I do this?

[and he stops walking abruptly, hooking his finger in Kazu's hood and tugging back.]

[errandry]

Oi—what!

[ twisting fast to grab Yuri's wrist. ]

They don't have hoods in your dimension or something?

[vesperian]

Not nearly as many things to pull on, no.

[An amused smirk.]

[errandry]

Pretty sure they make dolls for guys like you.

[ DETACHING YURI'S HAND AND MOVING A RESPECTABLE DISTANCE AWAY. 8| ]

[vesperian]

...I don't think I want to know.

[errandry]

... what? About dolls?

[vesperian]

Exactly that, kid.

[errandry]

Don't try that kid stuff on me! You've never heard of dolls?

[vesperian]

Keep your eyes on the prize, kid. Let's get a move on.

[errandry]

What's that? You wanna spend your whole day looking for the beach?

[vesperian]

Gives me more time to spend with you, doesn't it?

[errandry]

Sorry, man. You already got all I know about that guy out of me.

[vesperian]

Did I mention Flynn?

[errandry]

It's way too late for denial, your priorities are totally exposed.

[vesperian]

Maybe after I kick his ass a little, I'll call you over. We can have some cake.

[errandry]

What, you're gonna leave him his teeth?

[vesperian]

He'd never stop complaining if I didn't.

[errandry]

[ it's something in his voice, maybe. Kazu looks at Yuri, and his mouth twists a little. he ducks his head. ]

Yeah, well, good for you.