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[errandry]

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[sickbeat]

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began texting kazu --

just two weeks left
i hope youre preparing because i sure as hell man
about to get all kinds of prepared to be absolutely fucking blown away dude

[errandry]

yeah, yeah, you keep saying that. you're going back in time, man! am I even gonna notice what changed?

[sickbeat]

yeah
for starters
i might just fucking disappear or something thats kinda noticeable

[errandry]

I meant in the timeline! whatever you change's gonna look like it's ALWAYS been that way, right?

[sickbeat]

im not going back to change anything
thats risky business dude practically playing with fire when it comes to time
nah im just gonna hop back

[errandry]

how far back can you go anyway?

[sickbeat]

i never tried to see if there was a limit
so as far as i know as far back as i want

[errandry]

no backlash or anything? and you can't get lost?

[sickbeat]

only drawback ive experienced so far are the time loops
if i get lost i can just go back to a point in time where im not lost and start over
havent turned out into a weird spliced monster or anything so far either

[errandry]

"so FAR"? and wait, what do you mean time loops?

[sickbeat]

think back dude
remember when i said ill kick the bucket and push up daisies if there was even one small action i never got to do on account of being in another point in time?

[errandry]

yeah, but if you catch it on time, that pretty much means you've gotta have a future self who can come back and get you out of there, right?

[sickbeat]

basically
gold star for you

[errandry]

so it oughta be okay as long as you check?

unless there was no way it was ever gonna

what kinda fucking paradox is that??

[sickbeat]

apparently ive been here before though so my future self will probably know whats up already

[errandry]

what the shit?

back up, how's your future self know something your past self did if your present self's got nothing?

[sickbeat]

dude think about it
future me is me
hes already done this shit

[errandry]

except present you is ALSO you, and future you's gotta go through BEING you to know what's up! so






seriously, these timeline things sound like a pain.

[sickbeat]

time shenanigans
eh
its a lot simpler if you just dont think about it too hard

[errandry]

just accept that it's fate, huh.

[sickbeat]

yup
getting all my irons in the fire as we speak
whatever that means

[errandry]

what IS that supposed to mean anyway?

[sickbeat]

that there is a fire somewhere out there with a lot of irons in it

[errandry]

yeah, guess that'll help if you ever need to beat somebody with them for five minutes.

[sickbeat]

you should consider gathering a few irons yourself
two weeks dude and im not giving you time to recover