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[errandry]

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[sickbeat]

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began texting kazu --

dude
are you there
this ticking is going to drive me to commit irrational and horrifying acts that may or may not involve innocent walls

2/2

[sickbeat]

jesgus christ screw curses
this is the real reason why this place is a hellhole
this was the deities true plan
who the fuck came up with this torture

[errandry]

where are you, at home again? the ticking only hits you if you're alone!

[sickbeat]

that makes sense
its stupid as fuck but it makes sense
this kinda feels like those times the teacher assigned you into a group because youre too damn antisocial to give a shit
and you get the sense that they feel so proud of themselves
like they achieved something really fucking massive
when all they did was be particularly good at being annoying

[errandry]

better than the teacher ripping off its human suit and revealing its TRUE FORM as an alien chainsaw murderer or something. it does get pretty bad if you're stuck inside all day though.

[sickbeat]

sick dude
also sounds like some shitty animes or something
fuck
i dont even have a clock around like this would all at least be a little justified if there was at least a purpose

[errandry]

hey, it's a classic horror movie twist! and the real clock's levels underground.

[sickbeat]

wait what
theres an actual clock???
what the fuck
whats it doing underground that is the least likely place anyone is going to be checking the fucking time

[errandry]

you missed out on a ton of stuff, huh...

pretty sure it wasn't made for us! but that's where it's coming from, yeah. sometimes it gets louder before shit happens to the City too.

[sickbeat]

what the hell is it made for then
its a clock
theyre not supposed to be multipurpose

[errandry]

I dunno! there's supposed to be a barrier even if you make it all the way down there, so nobody knows a whole lot about it.

[sickbeat]

god i could use roses shitty faq right about now
because you know what would be useful right now
the mechanics of the city
why theres a clock
what it does
how it got there
when it got there
and all that other shit no one reads because who even looks through the goddamn manual

[errandry]

yeah, well--kinda hard to grab a manual when the guys who came up with it don't want us to win anything. it's gotta have been around at least since the beginning of the City, though.

[sickbeat]

hold on let me guess
nobody knows when that is

[errandry]

now you're getting the hang of it.

[sickbeat]

then ill find out

[errandry]

god powers aren't gonna get you that far down there!

[sickbeat]

i dont need to get past the barrier or whatever
i just need to see when it first appeared

[errandry]

yeah, I dunno if that's gonna be written down either. the library's kinda messed up.

[sickbeat]

hahaha
dude no
im like the fucking master of time

1/2

[errandry]

[ ......... ]

what, are you serious?

[errandry]

with timeline-jumping powers or what?

1/3

[sickbeat]

yeah
this timeline or other timelines it all really depends
hard to explain i kinda just go with it

[sickbeat]

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[sickbeat]

dead daves might start piling up again though
thats kind of a pain i guess